Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The Attack of the Flying Cockroach.

This happened...maybe on Sunday or Monday evening. And, it was the most creepiest thing I have EVER felt. EVER. Yes, it's true.

Ok....setting stage.

Me, sitting at computer, chatting. Joey sitting next to me. Me, I'm about to go hot tubbing with my parents, so I have on my swimming suit, all ready to go.

I hear this *thunk* and a small flutter. Next thing I know?

Little creepy-crawly feet falling/crawling down my back and arm. Then, the *next thing* I know?

There's A COCKROACH IN MY LAP.

I freaked out.

SOME PEOPLE thought this was very extremely humorous. *ahem*

Ok, and you know the phrase; "Everything's BIGGER in Texas!"? That is SO true for cockroaches. They. are. GINORMOUS! It was bigger than my thumb...which is HUGE...for a cockroach, lol. Cause...my thumb is teeny-weeny. I'm being corrected by Joey. Who's thumb is much bigger than mine, lol.

All the rest of that evening, I kept feeling little things that felt like cockroach feet.

So, I did something...or it fell out...so, it was then under my desk, chair thing. I, on the other hand, was on my knees on my chair, trying to get as far away from the floor/cockroach as possible. It ran out, it was super creepy...to hide underneath the bookshelf that sits behind our computers. Then, it runs out, into our game closet. I forget about it. Thankfully. And, I join my parents in the hot tub.

THEN. There's more...*shudder* Ok, I'm coming back in, all wet. Walk past the computers, and I'm in the doorway of my room, and I ALMOST step on the now dead cockroach.

And that? Is my story :-) Some people experienced my freaking out first hand, and they found it amusing. Ha ha ha. lol.

Before, I didn't really care about cockroaches, cause... I hadn't really had an encounter with them before. Now? I hate them. It's like cheese. It's EVIL. and EMO. Yes.

Toodles!

6 comments:

Haleymay said...

Oh my! That sounds really...scary. I would SO freak out! Cockroaches are eeevil!

Grace B. said...

Ick! This is gross, but at one point in my ten-year-old sister's life, she wanted a cockroack...for a pet. Yes, not a kitty or a puppy, a cockroach. Anyway, that officially grossed me out for the day. Thanks. =D

Kaley Grace said...

AHHH! That would be SO SO freaky!! GROSS!! I feel your pain lol!! Coachroaches are sooo icky.

Ellie Degenhart said...

I HATE cockroaches!! If I keep talking about them I know I'm going to start to scream so for now I am gone!!

Sam said...

lawl. When you first screamed, I figured that a) Haley had showed up unexpected at your door, or b) Joey chucked a hunk of cheese at you... who would knowed? A cockroach? :|

RainyDayDreamer said...

Haley - Lol, we can freak out together. *shiver*

Grace - O.O Ooook...*raises eyebrow* but still lol, .

Kaley - Lol cockroaches and Texas go together like peanut-butter and jelly ("oh my goodness! I'm so creative!" lol. I love your quotes)

Ellie - lol, don't leave! *shuushes about cockroaches*

Sam - Lol. a) I soo totally wish! b) Lol, I wouldn't have screamed at that. I would have...either thrown the cheese back, or ignored it. Possibly, lol.